Cat Commandments (Joke)
- Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is using the computer.
- Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
- Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
- Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are not transparent.
- Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
- Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human’s face.
- Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
- Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human’s lap.
- Thou shalt not climb on garbage cans with hinged lids, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
- Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.
- Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is sitting down.
- Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
- Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
- Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
- Thou shalt remember that thou art a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
- Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded. (yeh….as if!!)
Posted under Jokes & Humour @ July 9, 2006
