Sue Zann Toh

Warning, if you’re easily offended, you may not want to read these pick up lines as they’re full of sexual innuendo (duh, they’re pick up lines after all!) and some bad language.

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs… what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
17. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
21. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
28. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
33. Baby, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

Quick explanation:

In general, the higher the number of lines per frame, the better the picture quality. The higher the frame rate, the smoother the video, that is, less flicker.

PAL is the video system where the picture shows 625 lines at with a frame rate of 50 Hz. This means you get a picture which is higher detail, but since the refresh rate of the frame is slower, there may be some frame flicker and picture noise.

NTSC broadcasts at 525 lines per frame at a frame rate of 60 Hz. You may get less picture quality and detail than the PAL system, but the video will run smoother and with less flicker and picture noise.

Typically, game consoles are been produced for three systems,

1. PAL for Europe, Australia (List of countries that use PAL)
2. NTSC-U for U.S.A (List of countries that use NTSC)
3. NTSC-J for Japan (List of countries that use NTSC)

I made this amigurumi frog based on Amigurumi girl’s Mr Frog Pattern, but I changed a few things around. The head, eyes (the green part) and body followed the pattern, but the arms, legs and black and white parts of the eyes I made myself. I’ve only been crocheting for a week and I’m already modifying and making my own patterns! Crazy stuff.

Anyway, I thought I would post my version of the pattern with Amigurumi girl’s head, body and eye bits. I hope it makes sense!

Abbreviations
sc = single crochet
2sc = 2 single crochet stiches in a single crochet (invisible increase)
sc2tog = single crochet 2 stitches together (invisible decrease)
sl st = slip stitch
st = stitch
ch = chain

Head

Row 1: 6 sc in a magic ring (6)
Row 2: 2 sc in each sc (12)
Row 3: *sc in sc, 2sc in next sc, repeat from * (18)
Row 4: *sc in 2 sc, 2sc in sc, repeat from * (24)
Row 5: *sc in 3 sc, 2sc in sc, repeat from * (30)
Row 6-10: *sc in each sc, repeat from * (30)
Row 11: *sc in 3 sc, sc2tog, repeat from * (24)
Row 12: *sc in 2 sc, sc2tog, repeat from * (18)
Row 13: *sc in sc, sc2tog, repeat from * (12)

Bind and weave in end. Stuff with polyfill. Sew on mouth with red yarn.

Eye base

Row 1: 6 sc in a magic ring (6)
Row 2: 2 sc in each sc (12)
Row 3-5: *sc in each sc, repeat from * (12)

Bind and leave a long tail. Stuff. Attach to head using embroidery needle and tail.

Body

Row 1: 6 sc in a magic ring (6)
Row 2: 2 sc in each sc (12)
Row 3: *sc in sc, 2sc in next sc, repeat from * (18)
Row 4-10: *sc in each sc, repeat from * (18)
Row 11: *sc in sc, sc2tog, repeat from * (12)
Row 12-13: *sc in each sc, repeat from * (12)

Bind and leave a long tail. Stuff. Attach to head using embroidery needle and tail.

Arms
Row 1: ch 11, turn
Row 2: sc in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook (10)
Row 3 (toe 1): ch 3, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main arm (3 sl st)
Row 4 (toe 2): ch 3, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main arm (3 sl st)
Row 5 (toe 3): ch 3, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main arm (3 sl st)
Row 6: sl st in each st back up the leg (10 sl st), ch 1, turn
Row 7: Fold arm in half, sl through the 2 outer loops to join the halves (7 to 8 sl st)

Bind and leave a long tail. Close up hole in palm using embroidery needle and tail on the palm. Weave both tails up arm, you can shape the arm as you’re weaving if you wish. Attach to body to desired position using the long tail.

Legs

Row 1: ch 19, turn
Row 2: sc in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook (18)
Row 3 (toe 1): ch 4, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main leg (4)
Row 4 (toe 2): ch 4, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main leg (4)
Row 5 (toe 3): ch 4, turn, sl in each ch, starting from 2nd ch from hook, sl st to main leg (4)
Row 6: sl st in each st back up the leg (18 sl st), ch 1, turn
Row 7: Fold leg in half, sl through the 2 outer loops to join the halves (15 to 16 sl st)

Bind and leave a long tail. Close up hole in foot using embroidery needle and tail on the palm. Weave both tails up arm, you can shape the leg as you’re weaving if you wish. Attach to body to desired position using the long tail.

White of the eye

Row 1: ch 2
Row 2: 6 sc in the 2nd ch from hook (6)
Row 3: *sc in sc, 2sc in sc, repeat from * (9)
Row 4: sl next st

Bind and leave a long tail. Attach to front of eye base using the long tail.

Black pupils

Row 1: ch 4
Row 2: sl st to first ch to form a circle

Bind and leave a long tail. Thread both tails through the middle of the ring. Attach to front of white of eye on the eye base.

Amigurumi is a form of crocheting toys in a continuous spiral using mostly single crochets. It comes from Japan and it’s quite easy to pick up.

I’ve never crochet before and managed to make a few amigurumi toys, so it really isn’t very hard. I learnt from an online tutorial provided by Hook and Needles. There are a series of videos that teaches you everything you need to know, starting with the basics. I’ve had a look at a few tutorials online and found this to be the best one.

The first thing I made was an Octopus. I didn’t have any eyes so I stitched on Japanese style sleepy eyes. I liked this pattern because it was all in one pieces, so no joining needed.

Next I made a heart (the larger one in the photo below). I then realised I was crocheting incorrectly by only using the back loops! So I made a second heart, where I was doing single crochets properly and was really trying to keep the stitches tight. I think I went a little overboard with the “keeping stitches tight” because the second heart looks more like a bum than a heart!

Next I tried out the corpse bride. I didn’t make her a bride I just made her a corpse girl. I added the flower choker and changed the hair from the original pattern. I don’t think I’m done with her hair yet, I may add to it in the near future.

My latest completed amigurumi is my favourite so far. It’s an adorable frog. I used the pattern for the head, eyes and body, but modified the arms, feet and the black and white bits of the eyes. I’ll post the pattern I used for the arms and eyes later on.