Sweet Potato Risotto

Serves 4.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbs olive oil
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 1 clove garlic, crushed
  • 800 g sweet potato, peeled and chopped
  • 1½ cup arborio rice
  • 3¾ chicken or vegetable stock
  • Salt and pepper

Instructions

  1. Heat olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat.
  2. Add onion and garlic and saute until onion is soft, about 5 minutes.
  3. Add rice to onion mixture and stir for 2 minutes or until rice is translucent.
  4. Add sweet potato and stock. Bring to boil then cover and simmer until rice is al dente, about 25 to 30 minutes.
  5. Season to taste with salt and pepper and serve.

Tips and Advice

Don’t rinse arborio rice prior to cooking. This removes the starch that gives risottos their creaminess.

Testimony (Humour)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did…

First Testimony

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word… he knew better.

Second Testimony

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing with men’s balls.”

Third Testimony

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

Fourth Testimony

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right now” she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!” The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

Fifth Testimony

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said “No”. I kept thinking “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?” “No”, he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, “Danny, did you have an accident?” This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled “SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!” While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!

Last Testimony

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any… a true story… We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked: “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Veal with Eggplant and Mozzarella

Really simple and quick. This veal recipe fits all my requirements. There’s not much preparation or cooling involved.

Serves 4.

Ingredients

  • 4 veal steaks
  • 1.5 tbs tomato paste
  • 1 tbs flat leaf parsley (Italian parsley)
  • 4 thin slices of eggplant (Aubergine)
  • 1 cup grated mozzarella cheese
  • Salt and pepper
  • 1 tbs olive oil

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 180°C (350°F).
  2. Line a baking tray with grease paper.
  3. Heat a grill pan over high heat.
  4. Brush eggplant slices with half the olive oil and grill until soft, about 3 minutes each side.
  5. Remove eggplant slices from heat and set aside.
  6. Coat veal steaks in olive oil and grill each side one minute each.
  7. Remove veal from the frypan and place on lined baking tray.
  8. Sprinkly veal steaks with parsley and season with salt and pepper.
  9. Top veal steaks with grilled eggplant and mozzarella cheese.
  10. Bake in the oven for 10 to 15 minutes or until cheese is melted.
  11. Serve with steamed green vegetables.

Rockstar’s Table Tennis Demo (Xbox 360)

Rockstar Table TennisI thought it was a little strange that Rockstar, the makers of horrendously violent yet very, very fun video games such as the Grand Theft Auto series, is releasing a family friend, sports simulation game like Table Tennis. You’d expect some other company like EA or maybe even Activision to make a table tennis video game. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with Rockstar releasing a “family friendly” video game, it’s just unexpected, but very welcome!

I have to admit, I’m the last person who thought Table Tennis could be fun on a video game console, I was a skeptic. I couldn’t grasp how they could make table tennis playable on the Xbox 360. If you’ve ever played real life table tennis, you’d know how fast the game can be. I didn’t think that any game developer could capture the fast paced yet technical nature of table tennis. And yet, since playing the demo, I’ve found it to be surprising fun and quite addictive.

The Rockstar’s Table Tennis demo I played was downloaded from the Xbox Live Marketplace. It’s one of those demos that’s a must-download for everyone. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s instantly playable and instantly fun.

The demo gives you the choice of one- and two- player modes, but sadly, no online gaming. The two characters available are Liu Ping (Chinese) and Mark (African American).

Rockstar’s Table Tennis reminds me much of Tony Hawk’s original Pro Skater in the sense that even though I’m not a skater, and I’m not a fan of skating, the game was instantly playable and heaps of fun from the get-go.

Graphics are good. Realistic looking people made more realistic by their movements and mannerisms. Each of the two characters you’re presented with in the demo have their own mannerisms and different strengths and playing styles.

The display of the ball spin is quite intuitive. Ball spin can be top-spin, back-spin, left-spin and right-spin and each of the spins are represented by spinning coloured blobs around the ball.

The sound design is very effective. The music wasn’t irritating. One aspect I particularly enjoyed was when a rally started getting into the double digits, exciting music would start to fade up. Other sound effects were very simple, effective and rather cute. Option selection sound effects were just a ping pong ball bouncing on a paddle or on the table. The crowd cheers also added to the game with applause in the appropriate moments and random people yelling out support for the players.

The full version of the game will have 11 characters, 19 venues and various gameplay modes to choose from.

Official Rockstar Table Tennis Website

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Raspberry & White Chocolate Muffins

Doesn’t the name of the muffins make you start drooling?

I don’t usually remember cooking recipes I watched on television, but Ainsley Harriot’s Raspberry and White Chocolate Muffins caught my eye on Saturday afternoon and I’ve been dying to give them a go.

I love watching Ainsley, he’s so energetic and oh-so-camp, something very different amongst all the other cooks on TV. He brings a smile to my face and I enjoy watching him at work.

Anyway, onto the recipe…

Ingredients

  • 300 g plain flour
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 150 g golden caster sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 225 ml milk
  • 50 g butter, melted
  • 100 g fresh raspberries
  • 75 g chopped white chocolate

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 200°C (400°F).
  2. Cut parchment or greaseproof paper into 8 x 15 cm (6 in) circles and push, creasing the paper to fit, into a muffin tin.
  3. Sift the flour and baking powder into a large bowl and stir in the sugar.
  4. Crack the egg into a separate bowl and whisk in the vanilla extract, milk and melted butter.
  5. Stir the liquid into the dry ingredients, taking care not to over-mix.
  6. Gently fold in raspberries and white chocolate.
  7. Spoon the mixture into the parchment cases and bake for about 15-20 minutes until well risen and just firm.

Tips and Hints

It’s really important not to over-mix the basic muffin batter. 10 to 15 strokes should be sufficient to combine the wet and dry ingredients without over-mixing.

Save a few raspberries and a few pieces of white chocolate to top off the muffins. Once the batter is spooned into the lined muffin tray, gently push in the raspberry and white chocolate pieces.

Saints Row Demo (Xbox 360)

I’ve got a backlog of stuff to write about video games, that must be why I’ve been lazy and not posted any of them. I know it’s one of the downfalls of blogging, when you’ve got so much to say and just can’t be arsed saying it, then the list of things to talk about just grows and grows and before you know it, you’ve got this huge backlog and the thought about going through it makes you want to roll over and fall back asleep.

Saints Row CoverI wanted to share some thoughts on a couple of the games I’ve played and loved recently, most notably, Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter and Oblivion, both on Microsoft’s Xbox 360 console, but that will be another day. For today, I wanted to quickly report on my short experience with Saints Row.

I played the demo of Saints Row on the Xbox 360, which was downloaded through Xbox Live Marketplace. I have to say, one thing Microsoft got right is Xbox Live and the marketplace for demos and game videos. I couldn’t care less about the movie preview videos, if I wanted to watch previews I’d just wait until some TV ad blasts it in my face, I’d rather not waste bandwidth downloading the preview. And theme packs and gamer pictures aren’t much use to me either. Call me cheap, I can’t bring myself to pay for gamer pictures or theme packs when there’s nothing wrong with the ones I already have. I know, I know, it’s only a couple of dollars, but still…

Anyway, back onto what we’re suppose to be talking about, Saints Row. It’s not released in Australia yet, it should be here at the end of August 2006 (31 August 2006 to be exact). I honestly can’t wait. Saints Row is much like Grand Theft Auto, another game that I absolutely loved, in terms of game play and in some respects, the theme of the game. In particular, it’s quite similar to the first part of GTA: San Andreas, where you, a gang member, run around trying to take over neighbourhoods by killing rival gangs.

In Saints Row, you run around as a newly recruited Saints Row gang member doing a similar thing in GTA: San Andreas. You kill rival gang members and take over their neighbourhood. That’s about as much as I saw from the demo. It’s an open world, meaning you can pretty much run around to any part of the “world” and do pretty much anything you please. There are missions of course. One mission I undertook was to recruit “hos” for a pimp and another was to take over a neighbourhood by killing a particular person. Every time you complete a mission, you get money and your reputation meter grows a little.

A pretty cool aspect I thought was the ability to customise your dude. You can select from a Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic or African American man and then tweak the face until you get a dude you’re happy looking at. This is a little reminiscent of Oblivion, but much easier, and therefore less, to customise. I was a little disappointed you couldn’t choose the gender, would’ve loved to run around as a chick.

The look of Saints Row is very next generation. It looks much better than GTA, but then again, you’d expect that from the Xbox 360. There’s a longer draw distance, but unfortunately, there’s still some pop ups. Most notably, there were pop up trees. Other than that, the graphics were less cartoon like than GTA and the environments are well done to give you that real life street quality. What I particularly liked was the seamless transitions between indoors and outdoors. There’s no opening of doors then waiting for the indoors environment to be loaded.

The violence in Saints Row is pretty extreme. The beginning cut scene was very graphic. Much more than any movie I’ve seen, it even made me cringe a bit, which is pretty hard to do. Put it this way, if I had kids, I wouldn’t let my 16 year old play it. If I could help it, I wouldn’t let mt 18 year old play it! The language is also pretty extreme for video games, it seemed like every second sentence in the cut scenes had the word “mother-f*ckers” in it.

The learning curve for Saints Row is pretty low. If you’ve played GTA before, you’ll find many of the buttons do the same actions. The one thing I haven’t found yet is the handbrake, which is useful to make sharp turns to get away from the cops when they’re chasing you. I must be blind or something, because I swear I simply couldn’t figure out the handbrake.

Hmmm.. that’s quite a bit of an entry for a quick report on Saints Row. If you can manage the ~1 GB demo download, and you don’t mind a lot of violence and bad language in your video games, then I would definitely recommend checking out Saints Row.

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Girlfriend 1.0 (Joke)

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to FiancĂ©e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off. Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Baked Pineapple

A tasty warm dessert perfect for a cold winter’s day. The hardest part of this dessert is peeling and cutting the pineapple, the second hardest is sharing with family and friends.

This baked pineapple recipe serves 4 as dessert.

Ingredients

  • 600 g pineapple
  • 2 cinnamon sticks
  • 2 teaspoon brown sugar
  • ½ cup water
  • 4 tablespoons vanilla yoghurt or ice cream

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 220°C (425°F).
  2. Peel and cut pineapple into chunks.
  3. In a baking dish, add the cinnamon sticks and water and top with the pineapple chunks, then sprinkle the brown sugar on top.
  4. Cover the baking dish with foil and bake for 30 minutes.
  5. Remove foil from baking dish and continue baking for another 15 minutes.
  6. Serve with 1 generous tablespoon of vanilla yoghurt or ice cream topped with fresh mint.

Potato Salad

This potato salad recipe has been one of my family’s favourite for over 10 years. It’s a really basic recipe that’s simple to make, keeps well in the fridge, and perfect for a summer barbeque.

This recipe is enough to feed 6-8 people as a side dish or 4-6 people as a lunch salad or small meal.

Not sure what type of potato to use? I recommend Western Potatoes’ which potato to use as a guide in choosing the right potato for the right recipe. My favourite potato is the Royal Blue potato, the most versatile potato for any dish.

Ingredients

  • 1 kg potatoes
  • 150 g bacon
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 small white onion
  • 200 g mayonnaise
  • ½ tsp paprika (optional)

Instructions

  1. Dice the 1 kg potatoes and place in a large saucepan, cover with cold water and bring to boil, then reduce heat to simmer for 8-10 minutes.
  2. Hard boil the 3 eggs.
  3. Chop the bacon and saute in a hot frypan/skillet with a little olive oil for 3-5 minutes.
  4. Dice the white onion.
  5. Gently combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Season with salt and pepper.
  6. Chill in the refrigerator prior to serving.

Tips and Suggestions

My most significant suggestion is, experiment. Potato salads are hard to get wrong because they work well with varying amounts of ingredients. If you like bacon, add more bacon, if you don’t like egg, leave it out completely! There are no hard and fast rules with potato salad.

For a healthier version, use low fat bacon and mayonnaise.

Although paprika is an optional ingredient, it’s highly recommended to add it as it adds another dimension to the potato salad.

Woman on a bus (Joke)

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me” she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

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